I have to wear my shoes every day,
So, you'd think there'd be so much more to say.

But they're only shoes!

When they're new, they kind of hurt my feet,
And they squeak every time I walk down the street.

I've even tried to oil them up a bit,
Yet they only stop squeaking whenever I sit.

But they're only shoes!

Mom tells me to make sure they're on the right feet all the time,
And I wonder who's feet she thinks I'm putting them on, if not mine.

I also wonder why they're only comfy once they're broken in
And by that time, I need a new pair to start all over again!

But I LOVED those shoes, I protest and whine,
Then Mom gets me back with HER famous line,

But they're only shoes!